blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via troyesivan)

n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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(via troyesivan)

(Source: inana264, via tyleroakley)

averypottermormon:

draw me like one of your french girls

(Source: corporation-cats, via crylhew)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via allergictoglitter)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via tyleroakley)